I thin the herd. Always mistaken for Han Solo, once saw an old lady swallow a horse... She's dead of course. Killed a man with a series of aggressive eyebrow raises. Witnessed a hooker bite a police horse. Once tipped a stripper with fish sticks. Part time curmudgeon, full-time nobody, and underpaid humorist.
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