Scientists have proved that if you stop smoking cigarettes it can prolong your life. What they haven’t proved yet is that a prolonged life is a good thing.
Shout out to everyone who had to be their own mother/parent.
Just because your parents weren’t capable doesn’t mean you didn’t deserve love and security.
I’m proud of us, of the amazing humans we’ve raised.
It’s okay kitten, I too have been that drunk
I was going to eat, but I’m no longer in the mood for a peanut butter, banana, and nutella sandwich.
I’m committed to the Oxford comma.
Let us cross fingers (and dicks) that I get a job offer while I’m out there. If it pays well and I get 30+hrs I’ll take it without question.
This makes me feel all sorts of warm and happy inside :)
45min until I leave for work. I need to remember to buy an energy drink for the morning.
I hope today goes by fast.
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