wrestlingmemes:

Friends VS Best Friends

lokiloo:

My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”

I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.

(via hereholdmyhobo)

ifonlywewereamoungstfriends:

jawnthetimelord:

onlyarandomwhovian:

tsarbucks:

phdix:

phdix:

hey kids, wanna hear a spooky story?

the college application process

financial aid offices

COMMON APP ERRORS

TAXES

A D U L T H O O D

Pension schemes….. o_O

401K….

(Source: whackdonalds)

wings-for-castiel:

totallysonic:

iranawaywiththedoctor:

Things I shout while playing any video game ever:

  • YOU FUCKING HOE
  • YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU
  • I FUCKING (SCREAMS)
  • FUCKING BALLS
  • OH WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK 
  • YOU CAN SUCK MY SWEATY FUCKING BALLS
  • I HATE THIS GAME
  • FUCK
  • FUCKING 
  • FUCK ME
  • FUCK YOU
  • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
  • WHY AM I FUCKING PLAYING THIS GAME
  • I’m so fucKING DONE 
  • WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
  • [PTERODACTYL SCREECH]

image

have you ever taken your dog to a jumping competition

(via hereholdmyhobo)

nebulasnovasandnightsky:

look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to

(via hereholdmyhobo)

didyouknowgaming:

Game Boy Camera.

http://www.nintendofuse.com/2009/11/11/neil-youngs-silver-gold-album-taken-with-game-boy-camera/
didyouknowgaming:

Game Boy Camera.

http://www.nintendofuse.com/2009/11/11/neil-youngs-silver-gold-album-taken-with-game-boy-camera/

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

(via moriantha)

a-sad-guy:

swolizard:

lntelligent:

girls masturbate girls grow body hair girls have stretch marks girls get acne girls poop girls burp girls have all normal body functions that men do stop stigmatising all of it im so mad

guys get sad guys can bake guys break down guys want to be held guys cry guys scream into their pillow guys can have a hard time being manly so if you want us to see what you physically do as acceptable don’t mock us for being emotional

I love this

(via hereholdmyhobo)

alinatotheleft:

flexblr:

youknowimgood4it:

Taken from reddit but it can’t be stressed enough

Making fun of fat people at the gym is like making fun of sick people at the hospital.

"Lol wow you’re doing chemotherapy? Clearly you suck at it if you still have cancer."

alinatotheleft:

flexblr:

youknowimgood4it:

Taken from reddit but it can’t be stressed enough

Making fun of fat people at the gym is like making fun of sick people at the hospital.

"Lol wow you’re doing chemotherapy? Clearly you suck at it if you still have cancer."

(via hereholdmyhobo)

ask-gallows-callibrator:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

The best reply to anything : 
NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE 

Examples :  

"I can’t do my homework" 
NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE 

"Go do your laundry daughter!" 
"NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE" 

"Woman get cho ass outside and to the bus stop." 
"NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE" 

"YOU CANT MURDER PEOPLE THAT’S ILLEGAL" 
"NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE" 

Guys stop why is this actually getting notes omg

(via hereholdmyhobo)

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

(via ifonlywewereamoungstfriends)

majesty:

if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

(via ifonlywewereamoungstfriends)

ifonlywewereamoungstfriends:

tensioned:

there should be an award for the people who

  • finish a whole tube of chap stick without losing it
  • finish the shampoo and conditioner at the same time

Those 2 things are the hardest things to do in life!

Did the first one!

(Source: tensioned)