Quote reblogged from I'm Bill Hicks and I'm dead now. with 22 notes
Scientists have proved that if you stop smoking cigarettes it can prolong your life. What they haven’t proved yet is that a prolonged life is a good thing.
Source: transitional-animal
Post reblogged from So we beat on, boats against the current. with 1,873 notes
Shout out to everyone who had to be their own mother/parent.
Just because your parents weren’t capable doesn’t mean you didn’t deserve love and security.
I’m proud of us, of the amazing humans we’ve raised.
Source: grrlyman
Photoset reblogged from Shut up. I Do What I Please. with 166,588 notes
It’s okay kitten, I too have been that drunk
Source: gifarium
Too excited to fucking eat.
I was going to eat, but I’m no longer in the mood for a peanut butter, banana, and nutella sandwich.
I’m committed to the Oxford comma.
Let us cross fingers (and dicks) that I get a job offer while I’m out there. If it pays well and I get 30+hrs I’ll take it without question.
Photoset reblogged from Lunacy is just one bad day away with 33,124 notes
This makes me feel all sorts of warm and happy inside :)
Source: dorkly.com
23 hrs until I get off the second plane. 19 until wheels up. 16 until I have to wake up.
45min until I leave for work. I need to remember to buy an energy drink for the morning.
I hope today goes by fast.
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